This will give you a bit of a laugh on a Tuesday morning.
Food Network's Paula Deen claims that her maid cleaned her out of more than $10,000 in jewelry and other expensive stuff before she had her arrested.
According to a police report filed by Paula's husband, Michael Groover, Mary Alice White (maid) stole jewelry and other precious metals during a fairly long period of time -- August, 2009 to May, 2010. Groover claims the maid did not have a sex bias ... she stole men's and women's jewelry -- allegedly. He also told the cops that when he found some of the missing jewelry in White's possession, he and Paula fired her immediately. White consequently was arrested on May 5 and arraigned on charges of felony theft. Huh, funny the way that happens.
Its okay because Paula's tying to kill Americans with this- her bacon-donut-egg-cheeseburger. Which features two doughnuts-for-buns, bacon, and if that wasnt enough a fried egg.
Those donuts were there, and the hamburger was there, so I said, "What the heck are we using buns for when we've got these luscious donuts?" She also says that this burger has a catch: "It's only one serving per lifetime." -Paula
The maid got out lucky.