Get ready France!
Teddy: by the way babe do you speak french at all?
because i met your dream man the other day
short, shaggy and round round round
with a drunken breath and a foul mouth
interesting boyfriend potential!
Me: I love all those adjectives and verbs you just stated.
And no my french is atroscious
only food terms
we will be quite a pair!
we went to the beach today and ate at the most amazing restaurant.
i fell in love with the mussels and the waiter and the waiter's muscles
i can't wait to do this all with you
Teddy: love you beaucoup